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Run 137, Friday 16th February 2007
Sangenjaya – 7:30 pm





The Hare: I Have The Clap
The Co-Hare: Rapunzel (Beer Stop)

The Harriers (in order of appearance): Seventy Percent, Roman Style, Master Shafter, Pee Wee, Spermless, Coming Round The Corner, Kick My Balls, Kakapupu, Narita Cheetah, Bear Ass, Love Shag, Crusader, Private Dancer, I'm Totally Gay, NN Greg.

Trail Report: Shortly before 7:00, the Hare was seen arguing in a very un-Japanese way with a rent-a-cop about hash marks in the underpass. The Hare explained what they were for and promised to remove them afterwards. Apparently a group of runners gathering in Sancha Patio wouldn't be a problem (maybe the Hare didn't mention beer) but chalk arrows were definitely not permissible.


At 7:30 the Pack set off but your Scribe can only guess about most of the Trail, having seen only about 200 metres of it near the beer stop. Tonight's Hare has set so may Trails in this part of Tokyo that these days he hardly needs to plan them in advance, never mind use a map. My guess, then, is that they set out westwards about as far as Kan-nana-dori, turned north-ish, then east-ish somewhere after Wakabayashi station. There was a short strech along the Karasuyama green path leading to the beer check near Mishuku shrine. The on-on was to the right and the Trail presumably led southwards, and through Setagaya park and/or the nearby children's park to the on-in through the station underpass.

The first few Hashers to finish included two who had missed the start but somehow found the way from the station directly onto True Trail, so they carried their bags all the way. But that's a piece of cake for such strapping young navy lads! One Hasher fuktov almost immediately after the Run, probably for some kind of family event related to the lunar new year. The Hare ensured a good supply of various premium beers and produced some snacks left over from last week's Run, plus some bread and cream cheese. Later the Hare and some volunteer helpers went for some karaage, onigiri and such like, together with - of course - more beer. Six more Hashers fuktov a little bit early with various wishy-washy excuses, leaving ten who were already perfectly positioned for the Circle.

Down-downs: awarded to I'm Totally Gay for Welcome Back; NN Greg for his Virginity; Master Shafter, Pee Wee, Coming Round the Corner, Bear Ass, I'm Totally Gay and NN Greg for fukinov before the Circle; Roman Style and Love Shag for talking even at the beginning of the Circle; the Hare and the Co-hare for haring; Kick My Balls for FRBing; Private Dancer for DFLing; Narita Cheetah and Love Shag for not running; Kakapupu for getting lost at Check 4; the Hare for failing to mark "beer near" (and when one Hare drinks...); Crusader for a racist T-shirt, with Kick My Balls and Kakapupu for plotting racist activities later in the weekend; Private Dancer for being too quiet; the Hare for not bringing the dogs (and when...); Seventy Percent for the letter P on her jacket; Roman Style for the ball on his hat, together with Kick My Balls; Kakapupu for peeing during the Circle; Seventy Percent for the collection of Kirin stickers on her beer cup; Kakapupu, Narita Cheetah and Private Dancer for having no beer glass, mug or cup; Roman Style for not going over the little bridge in the park; Crusader for telling the story about the theft of Jelly's bicycle and how she was offered an impressive replacement; the Hare for coming by bicycle (and... you get the picture); Roman Style, Kick My Balls and Love Shag for drinking sake chasers; and Crusader for perfectly mimicking the utterance of a female passer-by. At some point a slightly bemused-looking David Solway was given a down-down for passing by "by chance" and claiming to be too busy to come to the Hash. Kakapupu, Love Shag and Private Dancer drank for announcements and maybe someone drank to the Flounder.

AfterHash: where Fukinov is an Art...  the Hare erased the offending chalkmarks according to his promise.


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